Daily Rotten http://forums.dailyrotten.com/ News You Cannot Possibly Use en-us Copyright 2005 Mossad Trojan Inspects Syrian Nuke Plant http://forums.dailyrotten.com/832/00032736/ <a href="http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1125312.html">Haaretz</a> | Submitted by: Effect<p>"Israel's Mossad espionage agency used Trojan Horse programs to gather intelligence about a nuclear facility in Syria the Israel Defense Forces destroyed in 2007... Israel has refused from the beginning to comment on, confirm or deny the strike, but after a delay of several months Washington presented intelligence purporting to show the target was a reactor being built with North Korean help." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/832/00032736/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-06T16:20:00-08:00 Unhappy Couple Poisons Salsa http://forums.dailyrotten.com/831/00032735/ <a href="http://www.kmbc.com/cnn-news/21534986/detail.html">KMBC-TV 9 Kansas City</a> | Submitted by: gargoyle1<p>"The couple are accused of mixing a Methomyl-based pesticide into the salsa... Dozens of restaurant customers became ill, suffering from nausea, abdominal cramps, weakness, sweating and discomfort... Prosecutors said the couple devised a plan to use the poison in hopes the owner would be blamed and suffer financial harm." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/831/00032735/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-06T16:20:00-08:00 A Ball Of Fire With Legs http://forums.dailyrotten.com/830/00032734/ <a href="http://www.wsbtv.com/news/21536557/detail.html">WSB-TV 2 Atlanta</a> | Submitted by: gargoyle1<p>"I think they poured gasoline or put something in his mouth. I don't know. It's hard to believe. You know people do stuff like that to a dog, it's not human, it's an animal, it's your best friend. Why you do that...?" "It was a ball of fire with legs. That's the way it looked. It looked like it had been burnt pretty bad. Plus, you know, with the fright of the dog running adding oxygen to it." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/830/00032734/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-06T16:20:00-08:00 Horselover Convicted Of Buggery http://forums.dailyrotten.com/829/00032733/ <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkqTIUWk8a8">ABC 15 News</a> | Submitted by: selfcleaning buttocks<p>"Every night thinkin' is that man out there with <b>my</b> animals? And like I said I just couldn't sleep thinkin' about it! When I came out to feed her the next morning when I hadn't sat out here waiting for him, and she'd been molested again -- it was devestating!" <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/829/00032733/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-06T16:20:00-08:00 Tweaker Patrol Branches Out http://forums.dailyrotten.com/828/00032732/ <a href="http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/drunk-man-beaten-to-death-with-tree-branch/story-e6frf7kf-1225795073444">Herald Sun</a> | Submitted by: InhalioPubes<p>"Mr Smith swung the stick with both hands, and struck Mr Hoye in the head on at least two occasions... Mr Hoye fell to the ground. Whilst he was on the ground, Mr Smith again struck him with the stick at least once, and possibly more. He also kicked him around the head until one of his friends pulled him back." Mr Hoye died at the scene after inhaling blood oozing from extensive injuries to his head and neck." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/828/00032732/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-06T16:20:00-08:00 Office Gunman In Orlando Spree http://forums.dailyrotten.com/827/00032731/ <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/06/AR2009110602294.html">Washington Post</a> | Submitted by: shazb0t<p>"A 40-year-old former engineer who was fired two years ago apparently returned to his former firm and shot six people, killing one, Friday morning in an Orlando high-rise, according to police and his former employer... Swat teams and ambulances descended on the 16-story Gateway Center office building after receiving reports of shots having been fired at 11 a.m. Friday morning." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/827/00032731/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-06T16:20:00-08:00 LHC Crippled By Baguette http://forums.dailyrotten.com/826/00032730/ <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/05/lhc_bread_bomb_dump_incident/">The Register</a> | Submitted by: ma vie en pubes?<p>"A bird dropping a piece of bread onto outdoor machinery has been blamed for a technical fault at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this week which saw significant overheating in sections of the mighty particle-punisher's subterranean 27-km supercooled magnetic doughnut... As a result, temperatures in part of the LHC's circuit climbed to almost 8 Kelvin - significantly higher than the normal operating temperature of 1.9, and close to the temperature at which the LHC's niobium-titanium magnets are likely to "quench", or cease superconducting and become ordinary "warm" magnets." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/826/00032730/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-06T16:20:00-08:00 Flushed Fetus Found Fecally Floating http://forums.dailyrotten.com/825/00032729/ <a href="http://www.wftv.com/news/21529795/detail.html">WFTV-TV 9 Orlando</a> | Submitted by: gargoyle1<p>"The worker found the fetus in the collection tower. It was stopped by one of the screens as it passed through... Roughly, 15 to 20 million gallons of waste water pass through the treatment facility in Orlando every day... "We are really looking into that, where exactly the water comes from, sewer, bathroom, a gutter, there are a lot of sources." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/825/00032729/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-06T16:20:00-08:00 Ninth Wife Tempts Bull Polygamist http://forums.dailyrotten.com/824/00032728/ <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091106/ap_on_re_us/us_polygamist_trial_21">New York Times</a> | Submitted by: Ad. Hitler, wisher/dreamer/magic bean buyer~<p>"One of the leaders of a polygamist sect was convicted Thursday night of sexually assaulting an underage girl whom the church elders had assigned to him as one of his nine wives... Mr. Jessop is one of the most prominent members of a breakaway sect that has at least four other communities in Arizona and Utah. He is close to <a href="http://www.nndb.com/people/950/000055785/">Warren S. Jeffs</a>, the self-styled prophet and leader of the sect." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/824/00032728/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-06T16:20:00-08:00 Tubful Of Babysitter Cut-Ups http://forums.dailyrotten.com/823/00032727/ <a href="http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/927930/betts-was-killed-in-womans-home-court">nineMSN</a> | Submitted by: weejimmymcangus<p>"Coombes strangled Raechel and then asked his lover if she wanted to watch him dismember the body... Godfrey allegedly gave him plastic bags, and he began to dismember Ms Betts' body in the bathtub... Coombes said he repeatedly stabbed Ms Betts' breast area "because he didn't want her to go into the next world as a woman." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/823/00032727/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-06T16:20:00-08:00 Into The Pot With You, Wastrel http://forums.dailyrotten.com/822/00032726/ <a href="http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2009115story_5-11-2009_pg13_1">Pakistan Daily Times</a> | Submitted by: lord redpubes<p>"A man and a woman allegedly killed a two-and-a-half-year-old girl by throwing her into a cooking pot filled with boiling curry in Islampura... Laiba's uncle, Mehboob Alam, told Daily Times on Wednesday that Abdul and his son wanted to avenge a three-month-old dispute: the two families fell into an argument when a child hit Laiba with a ball." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/822/00032726/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 Horrible Diarrhea Splatters Cockpit http://forums.dailyrotten.com/821/00032725/ <a href="http://www.news-press.com/article/20091105/CRIME/91105046/1075">Fort Myers News-Press</a> | Submitted by: RubberGirl<p>"The victims said they were looking for their vehicle in the Wal-Mart parking lot when they saw Napodano naked in his van and exposing himself to them... The accused claimed he had "explosive diarrhea" and was using his underwear to clean himself... The underwear in question was located, with stains, but the responding deputy determined the stains weren't consistent with explosive diarrhea." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/821/00032725/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 Papist Sermonizes In Praise Of Cash http://forums.dailyrotten.com/820/00032724/ <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aySZ9TS.aODA&pos=12">Bloomberg</a> | Submitted by: honkrrr<p>"Barclays Plc Chief Executive Officer John Varley stood at the wooden lectern in St. Martin-in-the-Fields on London's Trafalgar Square last night and told the packed pews of the church that "profit is not satanic..." Varley joins Goldman Sachs International adviser Brian Griffiths and Lazard International Chairman Ken Costa as London bankers who’ve gone into London churches in recent weeks and invoked Christianity to defend a banking system that critics say has created wealth and inequality in the U.K." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/820/00032724/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 Shopkeeper Confronts Online Scathe http://forums.dailyrotten.com/819/00032723/ <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/scavenger/detail?entry_id=51052&tsp=1">San Francisco Chronicle</a> | Submitted by: honkrrr<p>"A negative review on Yelp turned ugly between critic Sean C. and Ocean Avenue Books owner Mme. Goodman. But the dispute turned physical and scary when Goodman showed up at Sean's house... After a scuffle, the cops showed up and cited her with battery. Sean also obtained a restraining order." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/819/00032723/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 Woman's Vagina Falls Out http://forums.dailyrotten.com/818/00032722/ <a href="http://www.momlogic.com/2009/11/my_bits_fell_out_vaginal_prolapse.php">Mom Logic</a> | Submitted by: allpartsintact<p>"One day in the bathroom, I felt something kind of strange when I was wiping. There wasn't really a hole there -- it felt kind of flat... One night, I took a look down there, and it was like my insides were on the outside and they were coming out. I knew I couldn't put this off any longer. I went to my doctor and said, "My vagina is falling out of my body!" [<i>Personal tale told in medical detail</i>] <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/818/00032722/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 Strange Rash Denudes Leipzig Bears http://forums.dailyrotten.com/817/00032721/ <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1225042/Germanys-bald-bears-Fur-disease-afflicts-Dolores-baffles-vets.htmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1225042/Germanys-bald-bears-Fur-disease-afflicts-Dolores-baffles-vets.html">Daily Mail</a> | Submitted by: francisco<p>"The sudden hair loss has affected all female bears at the zoo... The bears, which originate from South America, normally have fluffy dark brown fur and would now be growing a thicker fur coat to keep warm during the winter. But instead they have developed nasty rashes and inflammations on their skin." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/817/00032721/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 Desert Rapist To Be Beheaded, Crucified http://forums.dailyrotten.com/816/00032720/ <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8342005.stm">BBC News</a> | Submitted by: kushed<p>"A Saudi court has ruled that a man convicted of raping five children will be beheaded and crucified... Reports suggest Ramaly lured children into his car near their school, near the town of Hail, and took them to isolated areas to rape them... Ramaly, 22, left his youngest victim, aged three, stranded in the desert to die." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/816/00032720/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 Double Down On Death Row http://forums.dailyrotten.com/815/00032719/ <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/24/us/24prison.html?_r=2">New York Times</a> | Submitted by: M Morlaine<p>"Arizona state officials will soon seek bids from private companies for 9 of the state's 10 prison complexes that house roughly 40,000 inmates, including the 127 here on death row. It is the first effort by a state to put its entire prison system under private control." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/815/00032719/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 Boisterous Drunk Challenges Street Light http://forums.dailyrotten.com/814/00032718/ <a href="http://news.stv.tv/scotland/134832-drunk-man-challenged-lamppost-to-fight/">STV</a> | Submitted by: JK<p>"Drunken Mr. Robinson turned on the innocent streetlight after a number of walkers ignored his pleas to engage him in a stand-up fight... As police officers watched, Robinson directed his anger at the lamppost and shouted at it to "come and have a go." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/814/00032718/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 Revenant Late To Own Funeral http://forums.dailyrotten.com/813/00032717/ <a href="http://www.independent.ie/breaking-news/world-news/man-appears-alive-at-own-funeral-1934343.html">Independent IE</a> | Submitted by: Vomit<p>"A Brazilian bricklayer reportedly killed in a car crash shocked his mourning family by showing up alive at his funeral... "The corpse was badly disfigured, but dressed in similar clothing," said the police spokesman, who talked on condition of anonymity. "People are afraid to look for very long when they identify bodies, and I think that is what happened in this case." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/813/00032717/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 Drowned Boy Hid In Clothesdryer http://forums.dailyrotten.com/812/00032716/ <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/11/04/california.boy.slaying/index.html">CNN</a> | Submitted by: Slappy McBappy<p>"14-year-old Castro enticed the boy into entering the bathroom, according to the document. Castro said he then sodomized the child, after which "the victim tripped over the carpet, fell, and hit the back of his head on the bathtub. Castro said the victim started crying and told Castro he was going to tell his mother. Castro said he panicked and decided to kill the victim by drowning him in the bathtub... Castro then carried the victim over his left shoulder and put him [in]... the clothes dryer to conceal him." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/812/00032716/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 12 Dead In Fort Hood Massacre http://forums.dailyrotten.com/811/00032715/ <a href="http://www.forthoodsentinel.com/">Fort Hood Sentinel</a> | Submitted by: dredd proops<p>"A shooter entered what we call the Soldier Readiness Facility, where soldiers who are preparing to deploy go for last-minute medical checkups and dental treatment. A shooter opened fire and essentially due to the quick response of the police forces, was killed... [The shooter] was a soldier. We since then have apprehended two additional soldiers that are suspects." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/811/00032715/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train http://forums.dailyrotten.com/810/00032714/ <a href="http://fredericksburg.com/News/Web/2009/102009/1103st1">Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star</a> | Submitted by: dngrdnky<p>"She said the man was yelling at himself when he looked at her and asked if she was OK. The woman responded that she was, then asked if the suspect was OK, Kennedy said. The suspect then began screaming and cursing at the woman, who ran into her home and called the Sheriff's Office... About 30 minutes later, Kennedy said, police were notified that a CSX train had struck a naked man in the area of Butler and <i>Cool Springs</i> roads." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/810/00032714/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-05T16:20:00-08:00 I'm The Daddy Around Here http://forums.dailyrotten.com/809/00032713/ <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225143/Rhys-Jones-murderer-stabs-Jimmy-Mizen-killer-youth-jail-dog-feud.html">Daily Mail</a> | Submitted by: reject<p>"The killer who murdered Rhys Jones plunged a makeshift knife into a fellow teenage murderer in a twisted bid to become 'top dog' in a youth jail... Mercer’s victim was rushed to hospital pouring with blood after the attack in the exercise yard at Moorland Young Offenders Institute in Doncaster, South Yorkshire." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/809/00032713/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-04T16:20:00-08:00 No Joy In Dubville http://forums.dailyrotten.com/808/00032712/ <a href="http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/gardai-seize-100kg-cannabis-haul-in-wicklow-432897.html#ixzz0Vt1EuX8D">Breaking News Aiee</a> | Submitted by: Vomit<p>"Cannabis with a potential street value of €1 million was seized by gardaí and Revenue Customs Service officers in <b>Hempstown</b>, County Wicklow, yesterday afternoon... The 100kg of herbal cannabis and cannabis resin had been transported from Holland to Dublin Port earlier, hidden in clothes and electrical lights." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/808/00032712/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-04T16:20:00-08:00 Mayor Reveals Ghastly Premonition http://forums.dailyrotten.com/807/00032711/ <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1225121/Mexican-mayor-announces-death-political-rival--hours-body-days-identified.html">Daily Mail</a> | Submitted by: IlPubefather<p>"Speaking during his re-election ceremony, he announced: <i>"Black Saldana, who apparently is the one who was asking for my head, was found dead today in Mexico City."</i> The problem was that the barefoot, blindfolded corpse of "Black Saldana" was not found for another four hours... His body was also not identified for another two days... When questioned about whether he knew anything about his opponent's death, Mr Fernandez said: "Sometimes there are coincidences in life. It's better to look at it this way." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/807/00032711/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-04T16:20:00-08:00 Doing Donuts On The Neighbors http://forums.dailyrotten.com/806/00032710/ <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225222/Teenage-driver-killed-girl-14-ploughing-group-30-schoolchildren-jailed.html">Daily Mail</a> | Submitted by: clarify<p>"He was showing off in the vehicle -- that is the expression used by many witnesses... Another smaller group was walking towards the crowd when Gemmell "deliberately swerved to try and frighten them" at which point he lost control of the vehicle: "Within a split second he hit the kerb and the car ploughed into the larger group." Experts said the Citroen hit the crowd at 47mph and bystanders saw people "flying through the air." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/806/00032710/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-04T16:20:00-08:00 Christ's Balls Transubstantiate http://forums.dailyrotten.com/805/00032709/ <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8342056.stm">BBC</a> | Submitted by: Sumproduct<p>"About 300 protesters held a candlelit protest outside a Glasgow theatre over the staging of a play which portrays Jesus as a transsexual... The protest was held outside the Tron Theatre, where <i>Jesus, Queen of Heaven</i> -- in which Christ is a transsexual woman -- is being staged. It is part of the <b><i>Glasgay!</i></b> arts festival, a celebration of Scotland's gay, bi-sexual and transsexual culture. <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/805/00032709/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-04T16:20:00-08:00 Sacred Testament Besmeared http://forums.dailyrotten.com/804/00032708/ <a href="http://www.windsorstar.com/life/Drunk+fouls+seat+wipes+himself+with+Bible/2179816/story.html">Windsor Star</a> | Submitted by: Goby<p>"A man was arrested in the Vancouver suburb of Surrey after he defecated on the seat of a car, wiped himself off with a Bible and then sought refuge in a nearby police vehicle... The outraged partygoers began yelling at the man, who then climbed into a police vehicle, where he was bit by a service dog and then arrested." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/804/00032708/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-04T16:20:00-08:00 Unfortunate Wife Regrets Nut Allergy http://forums.dailyrotten.com/803/00032707/ <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1225255/Woman-allergic-husbands-sperm.html">Daily Mail</a> | Submitted by: AlergyPubes<p>"The pain that I was feeling was inside, like somebody sticking needles up inside of me like a real painful burning... The pain, and at times blisters, would go on for weeks, she said... The couple were eventually told that Julie suffers from seminal plasma hypersensitivity: "The body recognizes the sperm as a foreign protein, like it would recognize a peanut allergen or a pollen so you have swelling, you have itching, you have inflammation of the nerve endings." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/803/00032707/">Discuss...</a> 2009-11-04T16:20:00-08:00