http://forums.dailyrotten.com/ News You Cannot Possibly Use en-us Copyright 2005 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/118/00032022/ <a href="http://cbs13.com/local/teacher.porn.dvd.2.1068250.html">CBS News</a> | Submitted by: Myrtle the Turtle<p>"A local teacher accidentally put pornography into a DVD that was meant to be filled with school memories from the past year, and nobody caught the error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and students alike... "It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch," said 'Joe,' who saw the video along with his son and did not wish to be identified. "My son's reaction was, <i>Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?</i>" <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/118/00032022/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/117/00032021/ <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8131408.stm">BBC</a> | Submitted by: Speedy Gonzales<p>"One man liked the look of the balls but he has warned his children not to go near them in case they get burnt... Weary shoppers were regularly sitting on them until soaring temperatures turned them into round ovens. "We've had a few people coming in for a cup of tea complaining they've been burnt by the <b>heat from the balls</b>." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/117/00032021/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/116/00032020/ <a href="http://www.johnsoncitypress.com/News/article.php?ID=69727">Johnson City Press</a> | Submitted by: anonymous<p>"Calhoun said Hicks and Green had placed the tattoo on his neck. Calhoun was then asked if he knew what had been drawn on his neck. He told them he was not aware of what they had drawn... When he was told the tattoo resembled a <b>male organ</b>, with the name “Lee” below it, he became highly upset and he told the jailers Green and Hicks had forced him to submit to the tattooing. He said he told them if he had to get a tattoo, he wanted them to put “Sheila” on his neck, which was the name of his girlfriend." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/116/00032020/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/115/00032019/ <a href="http://www.sltrib.com/news/ci_12735395">Salt Lake Tribune</a> | Submitted by: torchstar<p>"It just makes it seem less weird here in Utah," said a patron at Piper Down in Salt Lake City. The membership requirement was bizarre to people from outside the state. "When they come here they always gave me shit about the liquor laws here." It had been 40 years since Utah adopted its private club law, requiring patrons to purchase a membership, which usually cost between $20 and $40 a year." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/115/00032019/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/114/00032018/ <a href="http://www.philly.com/dailynews/local/20090702_A_third_teen_says_man_tricked_her_into_sex.html">Philadelphia Inquirer</a> | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray<p>"A 15-year-old girl told a jury yesterday that Hector Ayala, 59, a man she once considered family, tricked her into having sex by saying that it would ward off misfortune and help make <i>wishes come true</i>... She said that when she was 13, Ayala read her Tarot cards and said that he saw bad luck in her near future. He told her that it could be averted if she allowed him to perform oral sex on her." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/114/00032018/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/113/00032017/ <a href="http://www.ktvu.com/news/19909158/detail.html">KTVU</a> | Submitted by: Veggie<p>"A man who was burned at the Burning Man Festival in Nevada in 2005 when he threw a friend's photograph into the flames lost a bid to a state appeals court in San Francisco Tuesday to sue the event promoter... Beninati approached the bonfire after the statue had collapsed. After throwing his friend's photo into the flames, he took a few more steps forward and tripped and fell into the fire, badly burning both hands, according to his lawsuit." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/113/00032017/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/112/00032016/ <a href="http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/19920456/detail.html">KMGH-TV 7 Denver</a> | Submitted by: Tigger<p>"A Fort Collins mother was charged with sexually assaulting a teenager who, police said, she met at a social gathering for people who dress up like animals and call themselves "furries"... Michels' husband, said he was concerned his wife was spending a significant amount of time chatting online with people he didn't know and that she had become involved in the furry lifestyle... "This wasn't any sort of punishment from him, it’s because you've been having sex with him that we can't have <i>that</i> going on at the furmeet." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/112/00032016/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/111/00032015/ <a href="http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090702-20335.html">The Local DE</a> | Submitted by: whatsnew74<p>"It was to be a gravestone featuring two ample pink marble boulders in homage to her famously top-heavy figure. But those responsible for the Garden of Women cemetery, resting place of Hamburg’s most famous women, turned his design down, the paper reported... She worked as a prostitute in Munich and Hamburg and had her own brothel before she began to push for the legalisation of prostitution in Germany in the 1980s." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/111/00032015/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/110/00032014/ <a href="http://www.shreveporttimes.com/article/20090624/NEWS03/90624013/1062">Shreveport Times</a> | Submitted by: anonymous<p>"Bossier Parish Sherriff Deputies said the duo was taken into custody after a physical altercation with each other. During the confrontation, Duvall knocked Hacker out of a chair, then kicked her in the head, causing her to lose consciousness. While Hacker was unconscious, Duvall defecated on Hacker's back... Duvall bit Hacker on her bottom lip, causing a one-inch cut. Hacker grabbed a steel pan and struck Duvall five times." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/110/00032014/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/109/00032013/ <a href="http://theunionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=Man+sentenced+in+sale+of+fake+hallucinogen&articleId=f121773b-4dd1-4cea-8b8d-ae581de22218">Manchester Union Leader</a> | Submitted by: anonymous<p>"A Kingston teen is headed to prison after pleading guilty to doctoring up store-bought shiitake mushrooms with blue food coloring and trying to sell them as a drug for $900... The teenager was sentenced to one to three years in state prison Friday for his role in the fake hallucinogenic mushroom scheme that crumbled when he sold them in an undercover police sting and was caught with the food coloring on his fingertips." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/109/00032013/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/108/00032012/ <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/07/02/maryland.toilet.birth/index.html?iref=mpstoryview">CNN</a> | Submitted by: Slappy McBappy<p>"A 44-year-old Maryland woman faces charges of child abuse after police say she gave birth in a portable toilet and dropped the newborn into the waste tank... After exiting the portable toilet in Long Wharf Park in Cambridge, Candy Vigneri got a cigarette from a construction worker and sat at a picnic table. As she sat, a male passer-by approached the toilet but Vigneri warned him, <i>"Don't go in there... I just had a baby there."</i> <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/108/00032012/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/107/00032011/ <a href="http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/pittsburgh/s_631630.html">Pittsburgh Tribune</a> | Submitted by: mjerksz<p>"Vision changed his name from Max Ray Butler shortly before the Secret Service arrested him in September 2007 at his Bay Area safehouse. Inside, agents found computer equipment storing approximately five terabytes of encrypted data and 1.8 million stolen credit card accounts... Federal prosecutors in Northern California charged Vision in 2000 with computer crimes for hacking into Pentagon computer systems. He was sentenced to 18 months in prison. Court proceedings revealed that Vision worked as an FBI informant for years before his arrest." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/107/00032011/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/106/00032010/ <a href="http://news14.com/Default.aspx?ArID=611427">News 14</a> | Submitted by: Cameron Malphrus<p>"The camera stops to focus on several pulsing sacs clinging to the crevices in the pipe... Staff biologists have confirmed that the "creature" is actually a colony of tubifex worms. The colonies attach themselves to roots that gradually work themselves into weak points in the pipes. "They seem to respond to the light from the camera," Buchan said. "That light is pretty hot." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/106/00032010/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/105/00032009/ <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/centralamericaandthecaribbean/mexico/5720251/Midget-wrestlers-drugged-to-death-by-female-robbers.html">Daily Telegraph</a> | Submitted by: anonymous<p>"Post mortems are being performed on the two wrestlers, one of whom went by the name "La Parkita" -- or <b>Little Death</b> -- and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as <b>Espectrito Jr</b>... Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men’s hotel room in Mexico City before the bodies were discovered." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/105/00032009/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-03T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/104/00032008/ <a href="http://cbs13.com/watercooler/Paraplegic.Man.Suffers.2.958151.html">CBS 13</a> | Submitted by: toilet snake<p>"A motorcycle accident almost killed David 21 years ago. At the time he might have wished he was dead. "I asked my doctor, 'Sir what happened? I can't feel my legs'," said David. Ever since, David's been relying on his wheelchair to get around. Then the spider bite. A Brown Recluse sent him to the hospital, then to rehab for eight months." [<i>Read to the end for the exciting conclusion!</i>] <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/104/00032008/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-01T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/103/00032007/ <a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/clackamascounty/index.ssf/2009/06/prosecutors_defense_present_ar.html">Oregon Live</a> | Submitted by: anonymous<p>"The Worthingtons, members of an Oregon City church that believes in spiritual healing, are charged with criminal neglect and second-degree manslaughter. Their daughter died at home March 2, 2008, of pneumonia and a blood infection... The Worthington case will be the first time anyone in Oregon has been prosecuted under a 1999 law passed in response to an extraordinary number of child deaths involving their church, the Followers of Christ. The law eliminated religion as a defense in most cases of medical neglect. <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/103/00032007/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-01T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/102/00032006/ <a href="http://www.wftv.com/countybycounty/19915016/detail.html">WFTV-TV 9 Orlando</a> | Submitted by: scarred 4 life<p>"A 2-year-old girl was found dead Wednesday morning in a Sumter County home after being strangled by a 12-foot pet python... Some owners have freed pythons into the wild and a population of them has taken hold in the Everglades. One killed an alligator and then exploded when it tried to eat it. Scientists also speculate a bevy of Burmese pythons escaped in 1992 from pet shops battered by Hurricane Andrew and have been reproducing since." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/102/00032006/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-01T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/101/00032005/ <a href="http://armytimes.com/news/2009/06/military_burnpits_lungs_063009w/">Army Times</a> | Submitted by: cops suck fat dicks<p>"Adams, who joined the Army in 2005, served at Camp Speicher in Tikrit, Iraq, from July 2006 to October 2007, where he lived downwind of a burn pit used to eliminate the base’s waste... "At night, it was like stepping into a sewer,” he said. "There was a giant black cloud." In a memo dated Dec. 20, 2006, Air Force Lt. Col. Darrin Curtis, former bioenvironmental flight commander for Joint Base Balad, Iraq, which at one time burned <b>250 tons</b> of trash a day, cited sulfur dioxide as a byproduct of the burn pit." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/101/00032005/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-01T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/100/00032004/ <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8129220.stm">BBC</a> | Submitted by: HailePubelasi<p>"Ethiopian police have shot and killed two people who were helping to build a Christian church at a site which is also claimed by Muslims, officials say... Information Minister Bereket Simon told reporters that the Christians had "stormed the place" and tried to continue building the church "unlawfully". "Unfortunately three lives have been claimed. Two of them were killed by bullets, one of them fell off a cliff." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/100/00032004/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-01T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/099/00032003/ <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/business/sfl-goat-meat-orlando-062909,0,5062532.story">South Florida Sun-Sentinel</a> | Submitted by: mjerksz<p>"Goat meat is probably the most consumed meat worldwide, said Helen Hill, president of the Florida Meat Goat Association... The most convenient way to find goat meat is to buy animals from someone who raises them and arrange to have the goats harvested at a slaughterhouse, Hill said. People can buy a goat and take it to a slaughterhouse approved by the USDA." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/099/00032003/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-01T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/098/00032002/ <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8127000/8127519.stm">BBC News</a> | Submitted by: HIGH-menoptera<p>"Argentine ants living in vast numbers across Europe, the US and Japan belong to the same interrelated colony, and will refuse to fight one another... In Europe, one vast colony of Argentine ants is thought to stretch for 6,000km along the Mediterranean coast, while another in the US, known as the 'Californian large', extends over 900km along the coast of California. A third huge colony exists on the west coast of Japan... Researchers found that Argentine ants living in Europe, Japan and California shared a strikingly similar chemical profile of hydrocarbons on their cuticles." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/098/00032002/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-01T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/097/00032001/ <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1195703/The-stunning-new-technology-allows-parents-hold-life-size-model-unborn-child.html">Daily Mail</a> | Submitted by: Heronyomous_Coathanger<p>"Brazilian student Jorge Lopes has pioneered the conversion of data from ultrasound and MRI scans into life-size plaster models of living embryos using a method called rapid prototyping... Dr Lopes also modelled conjoined twins and separated twins from a CT scan and MRI." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/097/00032001/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-01T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/096/00032000/ <a href="http://www.thelocal.de/society/20090629-20267.html">The Local DE</a> | Submitted by: whatsnew74<p>Maaaaaaaybe: "Controversial Body Worlds creator Gunther von Hagens plans to preserve the late Michael Jackson's body in a dancing pose for display using his plastination process... Von Hagens promised the late 50-year-old’s family that his body would be preserved through plastination for "<b>a didactic eternity</b>," and would be conducted free of charge. "The pose would be a dancing one, to be determined by the family in detail," he added." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/096/00032000/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-01T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/095/00031999/ <a href="http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/bizarre&id=6893205">ABC TV affiliates</a> | Submitted by: gargoyle1<p>"A US Airways passenger who stripped naked on a flight from North Carolina to Los Angeles caused a diversion in <i>more than one way</i>... The 50-year-old man was restrained by two off-duty law enforcement officers, who happened to be onboard. He was taken into custody by airport police, who called the FBI. The FBI may decide to transport him to an FBI facility. He will likely be taken to a local detention center in the meantime." [<i>With photo</i>] <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/095/00031999/">Discuss...</a> 2009-07-01T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/094/00031998/ <a href="http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,25717156-5012748,00.html">Herald Sun</a> | Submitted by: cunninlinguist's aching piles<p>"In attempting to steal the computer from the Kalamazoo County jail where he was <b>already imprisoned</b>, the 25-year-old managed to add another six months to his sentence. Kalamazoo County Circuit Judge Gary Giguere Jr said it was "the <b>dumbest</b> crime I've heard today. It may be in the top half-dozen in my career," he said. Bradley admitted: "I'm not the best criminal." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/094/00031998/">Discuss...</a> 2009-06-30T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/093/00031997/ <a href="http://www.projo.com/news/content/PROSTITUTION_LAW31_05-31-09_NVEHGBH_v161.3e90048.html">Providence Journal</a> | Submitted by: ronin thugzzz<p>"To understand how Rhode Island became the only state in America to decriminalize prostitution, you have to go back to the mid-1970s, when a powerful politician and devout Roman Catholic named Matty Smith helped advance the cause of a former prostitute named Margo St. James. In 1980. St. James played a role in Rhode Island’s decriminalization of prostitution. “We tried Massachusetts. California. Hawaii. Florida,” she recalls. “Most of them didn’t get anywhere.” <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/093/00031997/">Discuss...</a> 2009-06-30T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/092/00031996/ <a href="http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=118621&catid=337">KUSA-TV 9 Denver</a> | Submitted by: gargoyle1<p>"Last Friday, Warren, Ohio, police detective W. Mackey was questioning a witness on a murder case and at one point in the conversation she bent over and out came a baby squirrel. As you can see in the video listed to the right, the woman did not seem to be fazed at all and put the squirrel back inside her top and kept talking to the detective... Detective Mackey was at <i>a loss for words</i> after this happened." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/092/00031996/">Discuss...</a> 2009-06-30T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/091/00031995/ <a href="http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/thailand/090626/youve-been-punkd-thailand-style">Global Post</a> | Submitted by: Yak<p>"Saranae, a Bangkok prank comedy trio, swept an unknowing Thai actor into what appeared to be a junky cab. It was, in fact, a high-octane car driven by a stunt driver in disguise. After punching the meter, the driver blasted off on a pants-soiling joyride involving wheelies, roadside bombs and a head-on collision with a noodle stall." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/091/00031995/">Discuss...</a> 2009-06-30T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/090/00031994/ <a href="http://sheboyganpress.com/article/20090630/SHE0101/90630007">Sheboygan Press</a> | Submitted by: cyran0<p>"The woman, now 62, first discovered several items in her clothes hamper were soaked with urine and her underwear drawer had been gone through. In September 2007 the woman called police twice after finding urine-soaked clothes one day and the next day discovering footprints in her freshly vacuumed shag carpeting... Schultz later admitted he had entered the home by prying open bedroom windows, then found a key inside and had a copy made. When the woman changed the locks, he forced his way in and again found a key to copy." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/090/00031994/">Discuss...</a> 2009-06-30T16:20:00-07:00 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/089/00031993/ <a href="http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/ci_12717413?source=rss">Daily Breeze</a> | Submitted by: Bo Raxo aka El Bo<p>"Dempkey, calling himself "Anthony," called the girl and told her he found the dog... "At first I was, <i>OK, someone's found my dog,</i>" the girl said. "But then when he asked for money and when he said if I didn't have money he wanted something else, I got scared. He asked for sex." He also threatened to torture the dog if she didn't give in to his demands... He told her to meet her at the <a href="http://www.nndb.com/company/262/000123890/">El Pollo Loco</a> restaurant on Hawthorne Boulevard. She called her father." <p><a href="http://forums.dailyrotten.com/089/00031993/">Discuss...</a> 2009-06-30T16:20:00-07:00